The place.
OK own up, who parked that b****y Vauxhall there spoiling our photo op?
And that p**y Renault?
Oh ffs - now we've got a Norwich City footballer WAG(on) and another French s**theap!
Concentrate on the Jap metal please.
'Scuse me, who are you to say my surfboard is too big and garish to be parked there?
I have no idea why he's grinning like a loon: let the serious drinking commence!
Hic! Wibble...
Lyn is distinctly underwhelmed.

Dom does his best to pretend he's an Android.

Oh come on now, do you really expect me to believe you own a £100k boat?
Is he yanking my chain or is it possible he could really be that loaded? Hmmm...
As it happens I own all of them. Fancy going for a cruise in that one?
If I quietly nicked one of those craft while he's gone would he notice when he returned?
Beats an OC sticker any day.

Why is this here - are we expecting another Spanish Armada?
You're saying you expect me to jump up there and light it? Jog on, sunshine...

Go on, get stuck in!!

Plans for the next event are discussed.